circlous monkeys
Saturday, January 20, 2007
joke of the day:
` Toilet poems
1~Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
2a~Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
2b~You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
3~I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
4~Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
Most important.(found in a restaurant)
~The hands that clean these toilets also make your food... please aim properly