circlous monkeys
Friday, February 15, 2008
today is TOTAL DEFENCE day. so today we must be defensive! pick up some martial arts, people, then can use for self-defence. today when we play basketball, no offense allowed. all people must play defense, to commerorate the significance of total defence day.
and we must initiate the removing of fences around the school, as stipulated by the name of the day---total DE-FENCE day. no fences around school please. in case of terrorist attack. students and teachers alike will be able to escape TOTALLY from the holes left behind by the non-existent fences. yes, as mentioned above, we are to escape TOTALLY. not in pieces.
and if you haven't realized yet, we are to use de-fence (the fence) to protect ourselves, so the learning of self-defence and defensive play in basketball cannot suffice. in this day and age, the arts of defensive techniques have become obsolete and are replaced by the skill of using fences to aid in our protection. but when we de-fence the school on total defence day, there will be no more fences left to protect the innocent civilians that is us, but instead we are left with gaping holes and vulnerabilities that our skills from the good old days cannot fill and address.
so. at the end of it all. by following the tradition of tearing down the fences, we are left weakened and are actually NOT defending ourselves at all. so DE-FENCing is not really DEFENSING. it is actually removing the fences that protect us as loyal citizens and leaving us unable to utilise our skills of using the fences in our protection.
when all's been said and done, the fence will be rendered useless. and we will go one big round all over again, one TOTAL circle. the cycle repeats itself.
ARGH I JUST REALIZED I SPELT 'DEFENCE' WRONGLY.