circlous monkeys hey guys! some jokes to brighten your day. or night.

1. Osama bin Laden, George Bush, Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair were playing mahjong. Who wins?

A: Saddam Hussein. cos he hu-xian (hu ssein)


2. Whats the difference between a housefly and a bird?

A: A bird can FLY but a housefly cannot bird. yeah.


3. Church bulletin blooper: At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.


4. Church Bulletin blooper 2: For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.


5. Why was Adam considered a great runner?

A: Cos he was first in the human race.


6. What's the most acidic electrical appliance in your house?

A: Phone. Spell it out!


7. Ah Bao was murdered...but the police quickly found the murderer...who was it?

A: Ah Dou, because Dou Sa Bao.


8. One day Ah Beng walks into a bar. Having no idea how to order a drink because it was his first time there, he resolved to follow the person in front of him. The man in front of him walks to the counter and says "Johnnie Walker, single." Ah Beng puffs himself up, walks to the counter confidently and proclaims "Tan Ah Beng, married!"


That's all for now! =)

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