A woman was walking along the east coast park when she stumbled upon an unusual old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.

The Genie said, "Hmm.. Nope! Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So.. What you want?"

The woman didn't hesitate.

She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good lah! I dun think it can be done. Make kindly another wish."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for, a good mate."

The Genie let out a long *sigh* and said, "Come, let me see that map!"